WEST MIDLANDS police that's the lot that keep breaking in the wrong houses — are obviously bright.
A caller tipped them off that a safe had been abandoned in Halesowen. Immediately the ever-alert force put a uniformed guard it.
For a full hour this eagle-eyed lad protected this vital evidence. Then the detectives who the bright boys with the high IQs arrived. They carefully dusted the safe fingerprints. They tried to move it. But just would not budge.
Not to be daunted they sent Land Rover and some towing gear. Then they found the cause of their problem. It was not a safe, it was a Midland Electricity Board cemented into box into the grouna.
I hope the rest of the police are as bright as the West Midlands ones.
Surviving DON'T DESPAIR about your chances of surviving the 'big bang' If you live in an area likely to be nuked then the government's advice evacuate.
All nev were co ing to evacuate 12 million Linen ney upped it to 35 millions. But that would take a lot of trains stop. when the road melting before your very CYCo To simplify things it's everybody for themselves. So when the three minute warning goes off start running for the nearest motorwav. 11 can three minutes you might have a chance.
Then there are the deep bunkers. _o get in is a simple matter. just need be a Cabinet member, a very high civil servant, a top cop, or a general.
The reinforced shelters are tor district councils so if you are not chairperson of the police committee or boss of the housing committee don't bother turning up there. If you can't run to Cornwall or in a shelter don't despair.
Lie in alien. The nice gentlemen who published Protect Survive have kindly drawn a diagram showing how to lie in a ditch. Alright, there are no ditSOCiALiSt march
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Electrical fault?