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CECIL Parkinson is probably quite pleased that girl.

While the vast majority of procreating humanity apparently longs for boys, it will be less easy for the press to compare the child as it grows up WILd LS mOtoROuS Taner.

Sara's called the baby Flora Elizabeth after, her sisters, which leads me nicely mio tae lolowing joke...

Joke YOU'VE heard of a certain margarine for men? Well all alunlyuvus benefactor. donated the following joke to Male OTter 'I changed my husband to Flora, and now Out of order A WORD of warning to women wanting to go drinking in islington, especially if they dare to hold hand kiss in OlBIL ting in the Three Weat- Ju alt uz wee SIsheaves when they were approached by the pub manager who tried to Sara Keays he's sueing me in a lesbian custody suit!' Do KnOW feminist jokes you've been keeping to yourself? Send them in and win popular acclaim (по, Inis is noi a new brand of car).

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Socialist Action 20 January 1984