AFTER WEEKS of intensive research, based on secret Labour Party press hand outs, Socialist Action is able to reveal the full horrifying truth. Neil Kinnock, leader of the sinister so-called. 'Shadow recently as February secret trip to meet with the world's number one terrorist leader. The revelations will shortly not be appearing in the Sun.
photographers, Neil 'the Democrat' Kinnock met with the world's number one killer at a carefully guarded location in Washington. The man who has organised more terrorist raids, and more personai assassinations, than any other thug in the world admitted that even now thousands of his armed killers were roaming remote areas of Central America — on political assassinations.
Inflamed by his incredible oil wealth Ronald 'Star Wars' Reagan was openly contemptuous of his minor rivals.
Nho is this Gadaffi creep anyway?' Reagan i reported to have asked Kinnock. pad on a map. Iii turn it into a parking lot. Shoot down a few more of his aircraft, Urged on by his fanatical religious advisers, and twitching nervously as he eyed up the globe, 'Star Wars' explained his plan for springing into action.
'The basic trouble with this Gadaffi jerk is that he thinks small. He seems to pay his killers out of his personal bank account. We in ine US of A think big everytime. I have 150,000 people in the cersonal hit squad known to my enemies as "I don't go for the small guy stuff. Think big, young Neil, if you want to make it to the top. My outfit's victims go from Presidents to peasants 'Remember that Allende Dicky (remember, the one who got caught?) did for him. And we've had no less than thirty goes at getting rid of Castro. crap never did work. Pity.
When hearing of Kinnock's visit to this international outlaw a stunned and astonished Arthur Scargill called an immediate press conference. To avoid world opinion condemning the labour movement Scargill went ahead without even bothering to contact Labour Party headquarters.
"I cannot believe that Mr Kinnock would enter knowingly into relations with this odious regime the president of the NUM declared to applause. In an evidently barbed but veiled attack on the 'It is obviously out of anyone should take money from the 'Star Wars' empire. It would be contrary to all the principles of the labour movement'. were heard coming from the direction of various organisations supported by Denis Healey.
Unfortunately, would give no such assurances. 'I condemn all small-time violence', he said, 'whether it be the miners or the crackpot murderer in Tripoli. But I'm always willing to meet a really big time killer. Otherwise, how could I get Roy Hattersley to vote for me?
Meanwhile the bishop of Durham preached a sermon, widely reported regarding morality in politics. • PS There is a moral in all this. Many people knew we'd got a rat in the new leader of the Labour Party. Now we know we got a skunk as well. • PPS Our only regret is that Gadaffi didn't give the miners £5 million.
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Cabinet' as this year made a armeo with secret manuals show me hi maybe guy? Well, tricky But that poisoned cigar question Embarassed noises Neil "Super-Scab' Kinnock in Marxism Today, A PIECE Of ThE I am beginning to believe that the courts are being used to attack the ! unions!, No, no! It Do the unions have any choice but to ignore the courts? To treat them with the contempt they deserve?
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Socialist Action 2 November 1984